we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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