they need to just BURY HIM!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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