So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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