didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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