You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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