There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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