you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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