White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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