i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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