We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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