He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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