hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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