HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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