I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
