when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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