we have officially lost it.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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