its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
