That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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