You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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