So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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