its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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