i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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