She went from zero to smokin in five shots
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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