direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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