belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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