You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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