so let's talk penis.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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