god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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