i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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