Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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