I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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