okay pat passed out under dana's car
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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