I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
