Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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