i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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