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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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