That's intense
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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