I hope mine doesn't look like that
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize