erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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