It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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