I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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