i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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