what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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