STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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