If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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