Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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