She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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