Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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