And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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