im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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