I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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