That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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