Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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