i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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